Satire

I was just made aware that part of the term "survival situation" has been trademarked. I personally won't miss it and am glad to see it go.   Term “Survival Situation” To Be Replaced With “LTO - Life Threatening Occurrence” Since the recent registration of the trademark “The Situation” by Michael Sorrentino, the outdoor community [...]

Everybody who’s been active in the outdoors for any length of time knows that as a knife ages, it stops being functional. This is true for both individual knives as well as knife designs. Only NEW knives and knife designs are useful, and only they can save your life in the inevitable “survival situations” we [...]

 


 

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